Dick For My Wife

It all started with a sag off from work,
Free rides and gifts not to be mentioned.
And all you said was he will save you from friends
Eventually I was scaled down.

People always gave me an incredulous look,
Yeah , whenever I raised down an alarm about us,
I have become a borrower than a lender.
And my efforts rendered a dead duck.

I once heard a danger foreseen is half avoided,
But ours was a different Kettle of fish
No priest could save us
Yeah for you dragged me to paganism after marriage.

Though now it's a bone of contention,
But it seems that a king is looking at the cat
As they say a lie begets a lie
And now rumors are I got a short rod
Maybe that's the reason you followed dick.

Dick was full of nerves ,
And being a new broom he swept clean,
The evidence is the toddler under my name.
I'm more of a scaredy -cat ;for I lack a shoulder to lean on.
Neither do I have a shot in arms.